So. No big thing, really, but…

I HAVE A BOOK COVER AND IT MELTS FACE. BEHOLD!!!

Do you feel the flesh sliding off your skull? Is it puddling on your keyboard or phone screen or other internet-capable device? I’m going to go ahead and assume that’s a yes. (You can send lack-of-face complaints to the cover’s creator, John Crabtree, designer extraordinaire and erstwhile coffeesmith.)

THE THIEF will be available from all major e-book platforms JUNE 30, 2013.

In the quiet words of Illidan Stormrage, YOU ARE NOT PREPARED.