Aine Crabtree is the creator / earth mother goddess of an alternate universe, where the good are sacrificed upon the Altar of Cliffhangers and the wicked flourish to prolong the dramatic tension. She lives in Huntsville, AL with the world’s two dumbest cats, plotting her escape to somewhere less humid. She is still waiting to be recruited by the X-Men. Superpowers include uncanny recognition of voices, perfect recall of every Venture Bros. episode, and the ability to eat all of the sushi.
The Thief is her first novel.