Today is the last day to get The Thief for free on Smashwords! Tomorrow it goes back to being $2.99 like it is everywhere else.

IT’S A STEAL.

How many more thievery puns can I make about this…

It’s your last day to swipe it for your collection. Nab? Acquire. Obtain for gratis. A clean take. Get a five-finger discount. Plunder the bounty. No wait, that may be pirates, actually…

Get it before the laser targeting security system comes back online! (I may have watched MI3: Ghost Protocol last night.)

Or, if you’re interested in purchasing it directly from the Kindle and Nook stores, you have that option too.