Holy e-books, Batman, I get to call myself an author now!
Here are all the places you can get The Thief:
Amazon Kindle store (still showing normal price of $2.99)
B&N Nook store (still showing normal price of $2.99)
Smashwords has every other format (for FREE)
Pretty pretty please rate and review it! The more reviews it has, the more total strangers will happen upon it. Even if your review reads “Awesomesauce” and nothing else. THANK YOU!